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Pro Tip: Keep in mind that most retirees these days aren’t exactly headed out to pasture.

“Warmest congratulations! Whatever plans you pursue in retirement, may you enjoy them all the more knowing how completely you deserve this happy time of life.”.

Knowing you, you’ll still be busy as ever-but at least it will be with things you love doing!”

“Wishing you all the best as you retire.

Here’s to enjoying all your happy places in retirement!”

“I’m smiling just thinking about you spending more time on the lake.

meetings and year-end reports? Well, now’s your chance to stop remembering them.

“Congratulations on your retirement! I know you’re really going to love having more time to spend with your kids and grandkids.”.

You deserve to relax and take it easy for a change.

“You’ve worked hard for so many years.

Maybe you want to remind the new retiree they’ve truly earned this chance to enjoy a slower pace of life, and encourage them to pursue passions they may have put on hold. Laughing with-not at-is a good guideline.

“You’re just like Jordan-going out at the top of your game.

“Cheers! So, where will you be traveling to first? And may I please come with you?”.

“Bye-bye, early meetings…Hello, early bird special! Enjoy your newfound freedom!”.

“Happy retirement! Time to live out your dreams…except the one where you’re in your skivvies in public.”.

“A toast to you as you retire! Granted, I’ll drink to about anything, but that doesn’t mean I’m any less happy for you!.

“Have fun writing your next chapter! Try not to make it boring, okay?”.

“So, that’s it? You’re leaving us just like that? Well…good for you!”.

“Are you sure you’re old enough to retire? I’m not quite buying it.”.

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If you and the retiree are close and you know they’d appreciate a touch of humor, then feel free to share a laugh along with your warm wishes. Pro Tip: If the card has already stolen your thunder by saying “Congratulations,” then how about one of these alternatives:

“Wishing you good times, good health, and good friends beside you in your retirement.”.

“Here’s to my favorite new retiree! Celebrating you today!”.

“Just wanted to congratulate you on your years of great work and wish you every happiness in retirement.”.

“It’s been a privilege working with you, and now it’s an honor helping you celebrate your retirement.

“You’re retiring! I have to say, I’m a little jealous…but mostly just happy for you.

“Congratulations on a standout career and best wishes for your retirement!”.

“With heartfelt congratulations on your retirement,”.

“Congratulations on your retirement! So incredibly happy for you.”.

Inspired? Create and share by tagging Simple CongratulationsĪ straightforward congrats message can be just right after the card itself has already said a lot, or when you have a strictly-business kind of relationship with the retiree. Whether you’re writing to a colleague, friend, or family member, we’ve got a range of message approaches to help you strike just the right note when you sign your card. Need a few ideas for messages that make a new retiree feel honored, appreciated, and hopeful? Keep reading for writing tips and inspiration to help you do just that.

When you add your own personal message to a retirement card, it’s a golden opportunity to emphasize the positives and make your recipient feel good about both past and future.

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Retirement is a life event that can come with a mix of emotions: smiles and tears, excitement and uncertainty, a career full of memories and a future full of possibilities.

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